Deer Country IC Inbox

[onebadapple]

INBOX Text / Voice / Video / Action "Oh! Why hello there! And how do you do? This is Snow White. I'm afraid you just missed me, but please don't worry! Please leave your message and I'll be as quick as I can to get back to you! Bye bye now! Have a wonderful day!" code credit

Comments

[survivalthroughhate]

It's a little dog. Very sweet and trusting even of strange people. Loves to be pet.

[He's glad this went straight to Snow's inbox instead of, say, onto the network. Even so he has a feeling Luke is somewhere in Trench about to explode feeling his utter glee through the Force.]

I'm glad you see what I do that way.

[She's one of the few. Even at his best, some of the things Maul does is mainly because he likes to troll people just for the hell of it.]

[onebadapple]

Well, what little puppy doesn't enjoy scratches and pets? Even wolves enjoy belly rubs! I've never met a dog or wolf that didn't love a good pet.

I would love to meet the little dog! I'm always fond of meeting people's pets or soon-to-be pets.

Oh! I know, would you like me to make some handmade treats for it? I believe I have some jerky that's a bit too charred I could give it!

[survivalthroughhate]

Oh yes, I’m sure this little puppy would just love belly rubs.

[He manages to get that out without cackling which he considers to be a minor miracle.

He does nod when Snow asks if she should make some treats.]

Oh, that would be very kind of you Snow.

[It’ll just be something else to troll Luke with. He and Reaper are going to keep this gag going as long as possible.]

[onebadapple]

When would be a good time to meet him and bring the treats?

[survivalthroughhate]

Let's do so in a few days.

[This will give him time to possibly find an actual little dog and/or bully Luke into finding one to keep up this insanity.]

[onebadapple]

Sounds lovely! Toodles 'til then, Maul!