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[onebadapple]

"Why hello there! I'm afraid you just missed me! But oh, don't fret, I'll be back soon and return your message promptly. Bye bye now!"

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Voice-Misfire

[takewhatsmine]

[Ban thinks he's annoying King, sending a message in the early morning while the Sin of Sloth is still sacked out asleep. He happens to be hungover, but nbd.]

So, is there a reason you don't have wings?

[Every other fairy he's met has wings. Except Elaine, but she could still fly.]

Voice-Misfire

[onebadapple]

[Have one of the highest pitched voices you've ever heard as your reply, Ban.]

Because I'm not an angel, silly goose! Or a bird.

Voice-Misfire

[takewhatsmine]

[Yeah King normally sounds like a kid, but that's pretty high pitched even for him. What the heck's he up to, anyway?]

You sound more like a girl than usual, pal.

[Yeeeeeeeeeup, that one's gonna get him skewered again. Oh well.]

Voice;

[onebadapple]

I am a girl, my name is Snow White. Who might you be?

Voice;

[takewhatsmine]

You're... not King.

[Oh right, his name. She asked for that.]

I'm Ban.

[He's also very confused.]

[Voice]

[onebadapple]

No, I'm a princess, not a king. [She giggled.]

My name is Snow White! Nice to meet you, Ban!

[Voice]

[takewhatsmine]

...another princess, huh?

[Elizabeth's okay, and her sisters too, he guesses. But Ban is really not a hang-out-with-royals sort of guy. He's a thief from some slums in a slummy town. Now he just feels weird.]

Snow White. So, do you like winter?

[After all, with a name like that...]

[Voice]

[onebadapple]

Mmhmm, there does seem to be quite a bit of royalty here, and not just my sister and me!

Oh, I love every season, every season has something lovely about it. What's your favorite season?

[Voice]

[takewhatsmine]

My... favorite season? Never really thought about it before.

[Ban tends to avoid thinking about anything by getting drunk enough that he passes out. Life's a lot more bearable that way.]

I guess spring. That's when I met Elaine.

[Voice]

[onebadapple]

Oh, and who might Elaine be? Is she your true love?