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[onebadapple]

"Why hello there! I'm afraid you just missed me! But oh, don't fret, I'll be back soon and return your message promptly. Bye bye now!"

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[cieled]

Ah...

On that point, I should tell you, I am allergic to cats.

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[onebadapple]

Oh, well that's alright, I don't have any! Though a bob cat and mountain lion do come to visit every once and a great while, but they're very solitary creatures.

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[cieled]

I have not been around a bobcat or a mountain lion. All I know is domestic cats can cause me a lot of trouble.

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[onebadapple]

Well, don't you worry about a thing, I'll make sure you aren't visited by any cats. And I'll let the girls know too in case they adopt one. But I'll speak with every cat about leaving you be. The last thing we want is for something to happen to you.

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[cieled]

Can you truly speak to animals? I had a pet dog once. He was a large wolfhound. (And he didn't have the best relationship with him.) I suppose he was a good guard.

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[onebadapple]

Mmhmm! I most certainly can! I'm sure there's some animals I can't speak to, but I haven't met them yet.